Picture "I was driving by this accident and I saw this truck and run up the telephone wire. There were 10 fireman/police trying to figure out how to get it down." Two words - ninja star.
Picture Building it in the bed of the truck is a great idea. The roads are empty so you can drive around honking the horn.
Picture When there are quotes around a caption, that means that we just used the one that came with the submission. I just wanted to clarify that because I don't want you guys thinking I came up with: "My pussies this big".