Five Guys should put this on a billboard.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere