I hate to say it, but I think that hibachi you bought is a rip off.
Did you ever just want to rip the top off of a keg and drink from it, as if it were a giant can?
RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!
Would it kill you girls to rip each other's clothes off?
"He was a little gone at the party and tried to rip the skin off his arm. We took him to the hospital."