I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
"This is from Star Wars?"
Me no like burn me mouth on hot noodle. GREAT INVENTION!
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
