An actual abstinence ad from a school's newspaper.
"When RPI engineers decide to better an already totally sweet idea! "
"Don't drink and drive. I found this on the frontpage of my hometown newspaper this morning."
"This Is My Picture Of The Back Of My Tahoe! Aint It Sweet?? "
"This is an actual slide from my math program over the net...watch out for the car salesman."
"... an' if you show up late, you ain't gettin' any!"