Something about a Japanese woman dressed up as a mushroom cloud just isn't right...

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274