"Taken in the Cancun Airport. Those Mexicans were shady about everything."

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip