Our housemate constantly smokes weed in our house even though we tell him to do it outside. One day he was about to light a bowl and I distracted him with a question about classes. My other housemate simultaneously switched out the weed in the bowl with oregano. We left him alone, and a few seconds later heard him enter into the most intense coughing fit i've ever heard. He... Read More »
In case of emergency do not use elevators, use water.
at UMD someone defaced the elevator sign in Easton Hall. This should be done to every elevator on campus.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Note To Exterminator
"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.



Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.