"Sadly, since there was a significant lack of female nudity on spring break, we took it upon ourselves to get the message out."

The transformation is almost complete.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

She hasn't been seen since.