I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Getting Stacked
So it is known, if you pass out with your shoes on, your open game. This rule is known throughout the country, if not the world. But here in New Paltz, just drawing on the victim isn't enough. We have a tradition of "stacking" the person, I believe one of
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.