His Code Red is a pin-up girl tattood on his inner lip.
Hey, it's still better than Mountain Dew.
Not only does it look extreme, it's the byproduct of a guy chugging an entire liter of Mountain Dew.
The perfect morning drink after a nice, long Mountain Dew shower.
Well, it beats Mountain Dew.
"Hey pops, thinking about traveling Europe for a year. How we gonna foot that bill big guy?"