Polishin' the Monkey Wrench

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora