James Bond would accept..

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts