Took one mouthful before realizing there was penis staring directly at me

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, think it.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis