That's for the lack of playtime today. Step it up, mom.
Hey, ya know that soft spot you've got? Yeah, get it ready.
So cool it almost makes you forget about the lack of sexual activity in their lives.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
Yeah he got it wrong, but that smiley face makes up for everything.
Because "one size fits all" wasn't really working for the Wal-Mart crowd.