"A representation of the crucifiction of christ.....be it with duct tape and ridonkulous amounts of alcohol. Weezy!"

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

You should see how she hails a cab.