I'll have what she's having

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps