Genuis. Friggin' genius.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday