Rule 1: If you want to speak, you MUST be on the speaking rock. All agreed? Great. Rule 2: Only I get to be on the speaking rock. Any problems with that? I thought not.

"Gretchen, NO!"

You should see how she hails a cab.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan