Picture "This guy Nick on my floor took a squirrel that had been run over for over a week, and put it on this guy's dorm room door as a joke. Let's just say that a dead squirrel and Lysol don't go together well."
Picture "Somehow a squirrel got into our third floor room at LMU. We game him a cornnut, but that just pissed him off."
Picture "I was walking to class at THE Ohio State University when I saw this squirrel hanging from the tree. I later put up the signs, and the overnight snow added a delightfully tragic effect."
Picture It's funny - I had no idea the girls were actually masturbating. I thought they were just squeezing a sponge or something.