Picture "Mud wrestling at Bridgewater State for Springfest.... This girl is gonna need some back work after this slam."
Picture "I went home from school one weekend to take care of some things, only to find my brother dragging his obscenely drunk friend into the house. After throwing up all over himself and wetting his pants, he passed out on our futon."
Picture "This freshman passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. Clean up was a bitch after the beans, syrup, and stuffing were brought out!!!"