I always suspected Wilson was a pervert.
Take out my goods? Pervert.
It's not a porno you pervert. It's Playboy's new line of lingerie.
Ugh, no, not THAT sausage. Pervert.
"Found him" - The police officer looking for the pervert dressed as Waldo.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE VIDEO OF MY BABIES, AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Pervert."