Picture "Forty five minutes after he woke up, he freed a hand and cut himself loose with a paring knife. He then went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher. And those are pans with silverware on his back to let us know when he wakes up."
Picture "Marinara Sauce and Ranch Dressing Shaming. When he woke up the next day his face was clean."
Picture "This kid passed out and we put toothpaste all over him then we woke him up and told him that he was brushing his teeth in his sleep. Idiot believed us."