Even super heroes need to relax sometimes

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, think it.