Sometimes the only thing to spoon is your problems. We feel you, bro.
It's sweet, screws up your teeth, and you don't want your kids to have too much. Sounds like candy to me.
Wavy like you just don't care.
Swinging doors you don't open with your hands.
I want to give you a long hard book.
If this doesn't give you Olympic fever you may want your head checked. HOTT.