"This was in an e-mail I got about Japanese food or something. What does that look like to you?"
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.
Pictures are like reading that you don't have to do.
True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
What'd you expect a stripper wedding to look like?