My virgin email!

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3