"Saw this sign on spring break road trip."

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young