If your spring break trip isn't full of citations, it isn't a spring break trip.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, think it.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal