Break in case of emo

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274