Picture Mario is a lot like Jesus. We meet him as a child, but then we don't know what happens to him until he's baptized in Donkey Kong.
Picture "Phelps' gang came to protest at a memorial for five girls that died in my town. We came to counter-act their protest, and this is the crazy we were up against." Who is Phelps?
Picture (Knock at door) Terrified Koopa Troopa: "Wh.. who is it? A deep, powerful and angry response: It's-a-me, MARIO! (shoots fireball through door engulfing Koopa Troopa in flames)