Someone just give it the damn Coca Cola so he'll leave!
Starting bid is Coke ZERO. (Actually $5 million. But basically Zero.) Find it on ebay here.
He's got baby swag and a platinum bottle, boobies in his face and makes the ladies holla.
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
"More like the Rum and Coca Cola bear HA HA HA HA! sorry."
U S A, U S A