You probably thought Christmas and comedy could never make out with each other, but you're dumb.
And you thought being woken up by nightmares was bad.
And you thought it would be cool to be able to look through walls...
You can never escape your mother's suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.
Or instead of spending $12 per week to fart through a filter you could change your diet. Just a thought.
I've never looked at a nice butt with such indifference.