If they can drink this sexy...

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young