at least they have condoms over there...

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274