The only joke here is that they're out of alphabetical order.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis