Phew, good thing I remembered my sax.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, think it.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday