Back in my day, we actually had to talk to our parents to not tell them anything. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From shoesh on February 5, 2010 See More Facebook mom elementary school More By shoesh View Profile Vomiting Bookshelf The Last Epic Failure of '07 Jew Slap Recommended Comments () Picture Dead adult daughter,Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.Love,Mom and Dad. Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture Facebook Mother's Unite! Now how do we make this group on facebook and invite our friends, Stavros? Picture She's actually 48 and had a thing with Peter Criss and Gene Simmons back in the day. The tattoo used to say "Kiss Was Here" but she got it touched up. Picture "I'll do it. Just as long as you spend Easter with my family and tell my parents you're my girlfriend." Picture Back in my day, we couldn't afford beer pong. We had to use turpentine and rounded chunks of spoiled meat - and it was good enough! Comments ()