My landlord has no idea how to write a note.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis