My Engineering Professor (right) = Freddy Mercury (left)

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal