Picture "The instructor pilot was having an affair with a female student. Her husband found out, and calmly reacted by destroying his airplane with a chainsaw." Alternate theory: a propeller did it. That's why the spacing is so even.
Picture We think Picasso may have an extra chromosome or two, but does that mean he can't fight crime? Yes, yes it does.
Picture This is exactly like when Buzz Lightyear realized he was a product and saw the commercial for other Buzz Lightyear toys. Very traumatic.