That chicken is innocent! That cop is a jerk!

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur