Never thought of using a creditcard

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith