If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274