It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Yoga Bro
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
"This is from Star Wars?"
Little Boy Knows the Score
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Don't be afraid to really twist that nozzle and get the heavy flow.
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Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.