This was really awkward doing this in car, but the law's the law

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321