Chia pet? Really? That's... that's gross.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.