A deleted scene from Elf.
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
Some of Santa's little helpers don't think coal is enough for people on the naughty list, so this elf decided to go rogue.
Sometimes Santa just has to say, "Elf You!"
"Actually, on second thought, can you just tattoo regret on my back. I don't mean the word 'regret' I mean the idea of regret in tattoo form. Thanks!"
Santa has gone crazy and rolled around in elf blood.