"You know how I know Rex Grossman is gay? His favorite band is Coldplay."
How do you know your movie producer is gay?
You know how I know you're gay? You have a pumpkin with Steve Carell's face.
If you think I don't know real estate, you don't know Jack Crapo.
I didn't know you were a tight end.
Wine glasses - that's how you know it's a classy party.