This place seems a little salty

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts